Here she is...Ms. Wheelchair...wait, no, there she is! OOOPS, no, not her...

I wish I could make this stuff up. But I can't. I shit you not, I told this story yesterday and everyone kept waiting for the punchline.
Alas, the punchline is that people are fools...

He shoulda named it Bruce!

Well,I know what I want for xmas. What could be cooler than a robotic shark? Well, other than a flying robotic shark.
Or a buncha dogs that shoot bees when they bark.

I think we're ready for a croc vs shark rematch!

DDR to lose LBS?

OK, you win. I'll get it. jeez. now will you get off my back?
well, I probably won't get it until I get out of this place, but...

Boing Boing: Health insurers to fat kids: Go play Dance Dance Revolution

1902!!

It has been said that nothing happened in 1902.
NOT TRUE!! (http://www.scopesys.com/year/)

1902 (28 mar) 27.9 cm precipitation at McMinnville TN (state record): c'mon! Its a RECORD!!

1902 (20 apr) Marie & Pierre Curie isolate radioactive element radium: and signed their own death warrant.

1902 (31 aug) Split skirt 1st worn by Mrs Adolph Landeburg (horse rider): thank you, Ms. Landeburg!

1902 (28 oct) Elsa Lanchester Lewisham London, actress (Bride of Frankenstien) - born: best...hair...EVER!!

1902 (31 dec) Boers & British army sign peace treaty: thank god. I mean, the british would be in real
trouble if they hadn't made peace, given that the Boers are now...uh...I mean, in control of..oh...yeah...

You Can't Hit That On Television

Wow. Has reality tv finally hit the wall? an ethical problem? I mean, this wasn't even on camera. Could producer's have souls? Could this be the last gift from the pope?

Husband's arrest halts 'Wife Swap' production - Thursday, 03/24/05

Warrenellis.com � A British Perspective On Schiavo

Thanks, Warren, Justin. Once in a while we DO get it right.
Sorta.

Warrenellis.com A British Perspective On Schiavo

Bill O again!

Now, I know virtually nothing about the pope, but I love mocking Bill O'Rielly. Here's the clip from thinkprogress.org
Recently, Bill O’Reilly has heaped praise on Pope John Paul II. Here is O’Reilly on the Factor last Thursday:

But I do know that I’ve studied this pope as well as I’ve studied anybody. And I can’t find anything, anything that this guy didn’t walk the walk. You know, right down the line. Nobody’s perfect, but this guy was close in his personal behavior and the way he conducted himself.

O’Reilly was not so kind, however, when the Pope expressed his opposition to the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq. He launched into this diatribe on the March 12, 2003 edition of the O’Reilly Factor:

But as I’ve said before, I believe also that John Paul is naive and detached from reality. If America does not lead an attack on Iraq, once again, Saddam remains in power and is free to use his anthrax and other terrible weapons as he chooses.

So the pope does not seem to be concerned about that or about Saddam’s behavior in general. Once again, he must know Saddam is a killer. He must know he’s oppressed his own people using murder and torture. He must know that.

[Snip]

Summing up, Jacques Chirac is our enemy, and the pope, well, I don’t know what to think.